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Sex + Twitter + Badass Bitches = We All Win (But Mostly Me)

This may be the first post that makes my mom uncomfortable.

So, about 3 weeks ago, I discovered Twitter.  For those of you who know Twitter, you know that it is ridiculously addicting.  For those of you who don’t, go Wikipedia it.

It was Kyle’s suggestion.  I thought Twitter was stupid.  But he said that it would be a great way to get my blog out there, so whatever, I’ll try it.

Three weeks later, and I’m averaging 1 tweet every 20 minutes or so.

So one of the blogs I read stalk starts tells me about a Twitter sex party.  It’s like a Tupperware party, only for sex toys, and on Twitter.  Okay, I’m game.  Any excuse to look at sex toys and listen to some of my favorite bloggers talk about sex is good times.  So I RSVP, and after work tonight I settled in to join the fun.

And it’s lots of fun.  There are fun discussions about who your girl crushes are, (Kari Byron and Sarah Chalke,) door prizes, (as in, “First person to find me the link to a vibrator in the shape of a cephalopod wins a bottle of lube,”) and I found a ton of new blogs to follow, (new favorites, Pink and Posh, Miss Britt, and the Mayhew Review.)  It’s overall good times.

The best part?

I won the fucking grand prize!

Now, this is significant for 3 reasons.

1) I never win anything.  Seeing my name brought such a leap of my heart, you’d have thought I was being named Miss fucking America instead of having my name drawn out of a hat.

2) I just won $90 worth of sex toys and product.  Awesome.

3) I won a prize at a Twitter sex toy Tupperware party.  It doesn’t get any more hilariously web 2.0 than that.  Or, sex 2.0, I guess.

So thanks a bunches to Anissa, Brittany, and all the other badass bitches who made this night so fabulously fun.

And a little bit awkward.

But mostly fun.

{ 5 comments… add one }
  • Jamaise March 15, 2009, 2:04 am

    I’m one of the bassass bitches that was there – Lucky! Now you know you are going to have to follow up with a review & giveaway… right?

    • admin March 15, 2009, 11:16 am

      Review…done.
      Giveaway…aigh…we can some spare trash bags? I’ll do the most gigantic giveaway you’ve ever seen when we’re not living in a box with $30,000 in student loans. Scout’s honor.

  • Knikki March 19, 2009, 6:50 pm

    OMG. I watched that same episode while on the computer and when I heard the Conway Twitty thing I sighed and started typing with the incessant noise in the background… Then finally I realized that they’d been playing the music for what seemed like hours. I kept glancing at the TV then i’d stare at the computer for 30 more seconds… Still there… Do the same thing… Still there… And on and on and on.

    What the hell was that?

  • Knikki March 19, 2009, 6:51 pm

    This comment was meant to be on your previous post. Sorry, I’m used to the comment link being at the end of the post.

  • Stop Dog Barking April 3, 2011, 7:13 pm

    I don’t normally comment on blogs.. But nice post! I just bookmarked your site

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