History of a Monster
Stephanie Van Sandt wasn’t always a little monster. In fact, she wasn’t always a Stephanie Van Sandt. She began life as a Stephanie
Dietrich, and spent the majority of the early part of it living in Jackson, Michigan.
After 18 long years of dancing, performing, and generally doing too much, she moved to the ghetto Decatur, IL, where she majored in Theatre/Dance at Millikin University. It was here that she spent her time reading things not on the syllabus, taking classes not necessary for her major, participating in productions she wasn’t asked to be a part of, and getting just drunk enough to meet her future husband.

One graduation, and a wedding later, Stephanie and Kyle now work as professionals in Technical Theatre and Design. They now travel the country, bouncing from gig to gig, and moving to whatever city has work. They’re most current location is Saratoga Springs, where Stephanie works as Lighting Director and Kyle works as Production Coordinator. When they’re not holed up in a dark theatre, they like to spend their time together cooking, hiking, skiing, and enjoying copious amounts of beer. They also share their apartment with two kittens, Allyse* and Mila.**
*She will pretend that you don’t exist.
**She will possibly rape you in her attempts to get your attention and affection.
If you want to contact the little monster… Try this:

Other acceptable means of contact are carrier pigeon, those little cards with the money tucked inside, and message in a bottle. (But not the Nicolas Sparks book Message in a Bottle. That book is terrible.)
{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }
I tried being a “funny” blogger, and sucked at it. Now I’m sort of a “thoughtful blogger who sometimes blogs fiction or other stuff” blogger. You, however, are a f-ing riot. This blog seriously rocks.
Hi Stephanie, I just love the way you write. I feel that I can see inside your brain from your prose. I say that in a nice way and as a compliment. I found you on the controbooth,com.
I am a retired CIA tech, that loves to work in the theatre. Currently, I serve as the ME at a pretty big community theatre in Winter Haven Florida. I do the Me job, so that I can really make improvements to the theatre and do the special effects.
You can tell Kyle not to worry, I am not making a pass, as I am 68 years old, but I love ready about both you and Kyle, your posts and advice, and also your careers. I feel that we think a lot the same and I love your level headed straight forward appoach to life and work.
I wish you both the best and keep up the good work.
Tom Johnson/dramatech
Well well…I really haven’t read your blog until now.
Well done ma’am. Well done indeed!
I’m not that much of a internet reader to be honest but your blogs really nice, keep it up! I’ll go ahead and bookmark your site to come back in the future. All the best