Number of Swedish Fish consumed: 25
Number of 50 foot crosses seen along the highway: 2
Number of 50 foot crosses standing next to a porn super center/strip club: 1
Number of geek podcasts listened to: a lot
Number of times I fell asleep listening to geek podcasts: a lot
Number of billboards trying to save my soul and/or my unborn child: 33
Number of times burn lotion was applied to the severe sunburn I got from holding steel pieces while Kyle welded them to set: 6
Number of cats that hate me for leaving them in boarding all week: 2
Number of people who are estatic to be back in their Atlanta apartment watching Frontline and eating Chinese: 2
Oh the 50 foot highway crosses. An American icon…