My husband and I did a lot of fun things today.
We went to Ikea and bought a badass spice rack.
That's some kick-ass Swedish design.
We went to the zoo.
Yeah, that's how close we were to LION CUBS!
But easily the most fun of the day came from watching the teenagers dry hump under the stairs of our apartment complex.
Now, we were all teenagers once. I’m sure we all remember that burning desire to make out with our boy/girlfriend du jour without getting caught, and the subsequent search for a private place that followed. But was this really the best place for these teens to do the awkward? Sure, it’s hidden from everyone directly above them, but I took these pictures from the parking lot. Of course, it was better than their original choice of hiding place, which happened to be the stairs in front of our apartment. (Which, by the way, are perfectly visible if you happen to be standing, say, anywhere in our kitchen or dining room.)
And now, for your viewing pleasure, a picture of the baby panda we saw at the zoo today. Because who doesn’t love a baby panda?
So cute, it'll give you cancer.
Everyone is afraid to comment on this post because they risk cancer while looking at the panda above the comment box. I’m not afraid. I have a small jar of Chuck Norris’s tears and they cure cancer. No, they weren’t cheap.