Why do my clothes sometimes come out of the washer covered in lint?
How long until they start saying “fuck” on tv before midnight?
Do deaf people “get” rhyming?
When will spell check acknowledge that ‘dumbass’ is a word?
Does anyone really enjoy eating the Freeze-Dried Astronaut Ice Cream that you get in the planetarium gift shop? I mean, besides astronauts?
Why are 80’s fashions like cut off shoulders and legwarmers coming back in style? Didn’t we learn from our mistakes the first time around?
Is my cat cognitive of the fact that she’s chasing her own tail? Does she realize how silly what she’s doing is?
Why, for the love of god, why would a person get a Disney character tattooed on their body?
Does boondoggle define anyone else’s childhood summer camp experience?
Why does writing with a Sharpie feel so good, better than writing with a regular pen?
Does anyone ever ride in sidecars anymore?
If Chinese is a tonal language then how does singing work? Do they just string words together and let the melody of the language dictate the melody of the song? Or is like reading a MadLibs?
Does anyone actually write in all cursive? I tried the other day, and it was awkward.
Why don’t fruit-flavored candies taste anything like the fruits they’re inspired by? And who had the balls to think they could reinvent the flavor of fruits?
Once and for all, does cracking your joints cause arthritis? Because if it does, I’m going to be crippled at 30.