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I’m hardcore, bitches!

Happy 20th Post-iversary everyone! I never thought we’d make it, but I guess we showed everyone that the love between a blog and its invisible audience can outlast anything. So to celebrate, I got you a little something. I know, I know we said no gifts, but you’re special. So, here you go.
(It’s a post.)
Do you like it? I couldn’t decide between this and a stuffed bear holding a heart, but the bear looked too much like one my ex gave me once, so I went with the post.
Moving on.
So I went to the doctor’s today.  The nurse was very sweet, and I was wowed by her ability to hold an entire conversation while I had a thermometer in my mouth.  The doctor was also very nice; her braces surprised me a little, but hey, I watch Scrubs.  She looked at my curling iron burn and said, “Yup, that’s infected.” Then they bandaged me up, invited me to to pick a prescription from the jar on the counter, and sent me on my way. It should heal up nicely. And in the meantime, I get to sport this badass bandage.

Cardigans are hardcore, right?

Cardigans are hardcore, right?

Seriously, I’m gonna bust a cup in your ass.

Cap, whatever.

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  • mark February 25, 2009, 10:43 am

    And your story can now be that you were cornered by a knife wielding assailant in a dark alley and incidentally took a minor cut to the throat just before you round house kicked him in the face and dropped his ass like sixth period geometry.

    • admin February 25, 2009, 11:09 am

      You missed when the doctor asked me if anyone was hurting me. Yeah, because Kyle’s going to get the chance to place a perfectly round burn on my neck before receiving my foot into his face.

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